実話らしいけど、ホンマかいな？という気持ちがややあります。w

ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

CANADIANS : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS :　 Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS : 　Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south
                  　  　　 to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS :　 This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS : 　No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS :　 This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship
　　　　　　 　　　　 　in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers,
　　　　　　 　　　　　 three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. 　I DEMAND that you change
　　　　　　　　　　　　your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that"s one-five degrees north,
　　　　　　 　　　　 　or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS : 　This is a lighthouse, over.